May 10
Well, work is always interesting. Today as I was going about my day a patient called out to me and said, “hurry, it’s an emergency!” So I quickly went in the room to find him on the toilet. He was having problems doing his buisiness apparently. So I did what any good nurse would, I threatened him with an enema. Well, this threat seemed to help. He then started yelling: “Wait! Wait a minute!” There was some grunting and after a few minutes I asked how things were going. The patient replied, “well hell, look at it, it’s as big as a squirrel.”
May 11th, 2005 at 7:10 am
Reminds me of when you were little and you would call me in to look at your business. Your favorite (& mine) was when you would poop the alphabet. You would say, “Mom, look! I pooped a j”. That was talent . . . with the dot and all.