As tradition dictates, we completed our yearly September migration to the “Indianapolis Speedrome”:http://www.speedrome.com/ to witness the awe-inspiring 3-hour Figure 8 World Championship. It’s kinda like heading north to see the “aurora borealis”:http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/auroraborealis/clusters/, only with (to steal a quote from Dad Adams) “powerful engines, lots of noise, beer drinking and spitting in general”. Yeah, something like that.
I say “we”, but not in the “kyleandkelly.com” sense, since Kelly had to work that weekend (sniffle).
We had a rookie this year–Molly joined us and survived ten hours of car claustrophobia with four guys. The race had its moments of excitement, but the real topper was the spectator’s car that caught fire in the parking lot…
“Mmm… love that BBQ smell”
“Hmm. That smells kinda like… burnt rubber?”
“Why is the smoke coming out from under the hood?”
“It smells like burnt hot dogs…”
Of course no Figure 8 trip would be complete without picking teams of drivers. And the results are in! From *Da Judge* Rick Adams:
h4. Men v. Women
Well, of course it is almost silly to report on this because, after all, this is a man’s sport – powerful engines, lots of noise, beer drinking and spitting in general. The score? Women averaged 69, the men 78. Unfortunately, low is better. More proof that men are such a humble, tender gender. Always letting the fairer sort win. Way to go guys!
h4. College Competition
Taylor has the high score and comes in 3rd (av. 77)! HooRa! Calvin has the middle, ordinary score and comes in next to last (average 72). Anderson/Ball State has the LOW score and comes in 3rd to last (av 55)!
h4. Adults (over 30) v. Kids
Once again, no contest. Adults cream em. When will those whipper snappers learn? (Adults 61. Kids 77.)
h4. Battle of the States
Once again, those sneaky invaders from the North manage to squeak out with a victory (IN 73, MI 72)
Individual Champion and the Reigning Queen of the Figure 8?
h1. Ellen!
Going with the Tunneys proved a winning strategy. Ellen had Bruce (1), Bill (6), Ben (8), Corey Turner (12), and McMurtrey (17th). Kelly may have come in 2nd (see ** below) OR she may be penalized two points for not actually being there and thereby end up in third (depends on who sends the most $$ to the ever impartial Judge). Actually, it was a story of the haves (Ellen, Kelly, Kathy/Eric, Calvin) the have nots (Keen and Katie)and the Blahs! (Molly, Kyle, Nathan and Rick).
|Ellen|44|
|*Kelly|54|
|Kathy & Eric|55|
|Calvin|59|
|Molly|71|
|Kyle|73|
|Nathan|79|
|Rick|84|
|Keen|96|
|*Katie|109 (but her cars were all pretty – perhaps there should be a 50 point deduction for the team with the prettiest cars).|
** Undoubtedly there will be considerable fussing and cussing about the, ever so wise humble and magnaminous, judge’s decision to allow (and count) picks of two who were not actually present (Kelly and Katie). Official protests should be made at Kyle’s blog [Editor: which is here, so leave your protests in the scribblets].
written by Kyle
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