Kelly’s 27th Birthday Bet You Didn’t Know
May 31

So today started out pretty good. Baby O slept pretty good and woke up at 5am and actually went back to sleep for a couple more hours. I was very excited to get some extra z’s. We spent some time talking and cooing at each other and then I went to change his diaper. Wow, so I’ve experienced the little pee fountain before and have a blocking washcloth on that part, but I was not prepared for what came next. I carefully cleaned his precious bottom when I felt a bit of wind on my fingers, as a nurse no big deal, I’ve been farted on numerous times. The difference came when I went to dispose of the wet wipe. Flying Poo! I am not kidding it flew a couple feet before splattering on the wall. Now when my patients poop on me they at least have the decency to let gravity take it’s course. Man someone warn me before the next bodily tragedy strikes!

written by Kelly

5 Responses to “The Great Flying Poo”

  1. Julie Says:

    Oh yeah… been there, done that many times… once with my nice Sunday dress being the target of the flying poo. LOL At least it’s easy to clean.

  2. Nancy Says:

    Fortunately, I had a little talk with little “O”. He has promised me that he will save those events for his mom & dad. :0)

  3. Heather Says:

    Ha ha! Thats funny. I can only say that because Jacob did the same thing…..to Mike!!
    He even laughed when I read it to him. lol
    Good one Baby O!

  4. Julee Says:

    Yeah, we had a flying poo incident over here too. Chris got it right in the bare stomach; he had Sam poo dripping down into his belly button. I laughed heartily while I got him a towel.

  5. Grandpa A Says:

    They sure don’t make kids like they used to. I certainly don’t remember my kids doing this. Of course, Kyle, being the genteel sort that he is, likely resolved never to do such a crass thing.

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